anyone have scratched cd's? here's a way to repair them!

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you:
stupid...
i have a pickle. ima do it!

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me:
ok then.
but it has to be slow-churned ice cream
and you can't have a real hamburger, meat products will erase all the memory.
x]

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you:
only 11 1/2 hours.
oh man...i just forgot....i need a bowl.
darn. oh well....back to hte old way...

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me:
oh darn.
how will you ever have your reward for that hard work?

does your microwave have a repair disc button?

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you:
no...but it does have a burn your homework button. XP
it says on the microwave box:
"use burn your homework button for all those hard to understand problems"

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me:
oh lucky.
i feed my homework to my dog.
too bad i have to clean up afterward.

i've actually caught something on fire using a microwave though.