What are friends for?

(kinda like mad libs basically)

Last night, as I sat in the bathroom eating mozzarella sticks and watching What Not to Wear, the telephone rang. When I picked it up, I heard a(n) talking sound. It was my romantic friend Ace. He told me that he couldn't solve the 500 problems that Miss Pantoja had assigned for homework.

I'm pretty playful in math, so it took me only 45 minutes to figure out the answers. “These problems are easy!” I told him. “Use your tissue.”

“It's broken!” he said. “I think my puppy said over it.”

“Then you'll just have to use your fingers!” I suggested sweetly.

“wow! You're a big help! The next time I need advice, I'll call Demetri Martin,” he shouted.

I don't know why Ace was so mad. Did he want me to give him the answers?

i've been seeing his name everywhere.

and i mean everywhere.
since friday...
on pot covers, television shows with talking farm animals, tagged on on brick walls, urls, on someone's myspace, in one of jerry spinelli's books, in this manga i was reading, and on this television show about cakes.

is it a sign?

now when i caught myself i had to stop myself

from putting this into his truth box.
shall i put it in?
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there's just something that i really need to get off my chest...here it goes.
i like how furry your eyebrows are and how fluffy your hair is. i like the way that you never seem to get pale...ever. i like your attitude, even when it seems to offend me at times. i also like how immature you act when you get insulted, or just how immature you act in general. i like how you always randomly scare people, including me and how no matter how much you freak me out, there's always a comforting feeling afterward. i also really like the way you smile, and how you always manage to make me smile when i'm feeling down. i really like the way you make everyone feel included, the way you make me feel included. i like the way you never fail to talk to me at least once a day, even if it's only a word. i like how i feel so comfortable being around you even though i...well...i really like you.

i've never cried over you

and i still haven't.
but i'm on the verge of tears right now.

when will my edward cullen come and sweep me off my feet?

i finally saw twilight!
:D
it was pretty good, i thought it was a bit too short though. it said it was 2 hours but it sure didn't seem that way.i still think that the book was way better.

anyone have scratched cd's? here's a way to repair them!

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you:
stupid...
i have a pickle. ima do it!

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me:
ok then.
but it has to be slow-churned ice cream
and you can't have a real hamburger, meat products will erase all the memory.
x]

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you:
only 11 1/2 hours.
oh man...i just forgot....i need a bowl.
darn. oh well....back to hte old way...

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me:
oh darn.
how will you ever have your reward for that hard work?

does your microwave have a repair disc button?

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you:
no...but it does have a burn your homework button. XP
it says on the microwave box:
"use burn your homework button for all those hard to understand problems"

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me:
oh lucky.
i feed my homework to my dog.
too bad i have to clean up afterward.

i've actually caught something on fire using a microwave though.

you...

waited for me?

i'm mad.

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me:
because we can't buy food at six flags.


why the hell is that?

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you:
do we have to stay in groups or can we split up?

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me:
hmm...i'm not sure.
i heard but no one told me directly.
it would suck if we had chaperons.

oh my...
EGAD.
it's tomorrow.

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you:
i know!
ima bring an extra pair of pants just in case i pee myself!
hehehe...

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me:
haha.
i'd die on those rides.
i swear.
i'm effin' afraid of heights.
even just at the mall looking over the edge of the second floor.
imagine me on goliath or something.
*shudders*

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you:
jus go on one ride with us, the goldrusher!
no drops at all and it stays on the ground at all times.
it follows the hills in the forrest over there.

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me:
ok!
i wanted to go on that anyway.

i made a printout of all the rides[cause i'm a dork who's never gone to six flags.]
and decided which ones i wanna go on
i even watched videos to see which how each ride went.

i put a 'yes' to all the kiddie rides
x]

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you:
wow....
so what u goin on?

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me:
kid rides.
hope i'm not too tall for the carousel.
maybe i'll try colossus.
i'm definitely going on ninja
hi-ya!

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you:
omg.
ride with me on that one...
im a total ninja, like i idolize them.
so wen im on it im gonna be screaming:
NNNNNNIIIIINNNNJAAAAAA!!!!!!
yup. and like a little girl too....lets go on collossus too!

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me:
me too!
i'll be like "hiiii-yaa!" the whole time
i also wanna try one with a loop so maybe revolution.

i want a funnel cake.

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you:
okay so tomorrow, ur my riding buddy. deal?
hehe, lets go on the batman ride....
ive never been there either and im afraid of heights too.
but i really wnna try a hanging coaster. wanna?

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me:
deal.
:]

wait...batman?
:[
that ride is fricken scary.
it goes high tthen upside down then turns and
oh goodness gracious...
maybe...er...i dunno.
but i'll be your fault if i get traumatized and have to be hospitalized.

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you:
i'll even pay your bill.
but u gotta give me ur hospital food okay?
fine if u dont want to, jus try it with me. as ur last ride.

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me:
sure [insert name here]...sure...

well ok.
i guess...
:-\

what time are you getting to school?

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you:
7:30 OR 7:45....be there around those times.
are yanelly and nataly going too?

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me:
me too.

yup.
when one goes, all three of us do...with exceptions.

guitar club

you touched my left buttocks.

The Best 10 Seconds of My Life

He snaps his fingers and walks past me, slightly pushing me in the process.

I laugh

“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful!”

I laugh some more.

“So you agree?”

“I never said anything”

“Well you implied it”

“Ok…wait that came out wrong.”

But I did think he was beautiful, personality wise.

The bell rings.

Copy agenda

“Try looking at me without laughing.”

So I do, and never laugh.

He does too.

And we’re just there, looking into each other’s eyes for I don’t know how long, ten seconds?

And that was it.

Seventh period is officially my favorite.

I just hope we never switch seats.